Howdy fellas! I'm just your typical politically incorrect smartass, horned up bear with a kinky streak.
What gets my attention are guys who are height/weight proportionate (or a bit heavyset), and caucasian, latino, pacific Islander, or asian. Spanish men are HOT! Facial hair of some sort. Between 30 and 50-ish yrs old, good sense of humor, active imagination, and passion!
More about me. I am 42, 5'9", 240, brown/grey hair, blue eyes, hairy, beard or goatee, big potatos and light on the meat, and a couple of tattoos (planning more). Degree in History and religion, ordained, full-time job in IT, part-time job in photography. 420 compatible. Mild to wild with a kinky streak. I am addicted to Adobe Photoshop, chocolate, Hot Top Bears, Cows On Parade, and cuddling. I'm a bit of a nudist too.
A few of my favorite things: 80's music, chill out compilations, Miyazaki films, Bladerunner, The Learning Channel, Russell Crowe, Phyllis Diller, Ray Dragon, The Killers, Radiohead, Bjork, The Creatures, and Cyndi Lauper. The Pet Shop Boys are the greatest recording act EVER!
I'm a nice guy! Say "Hello"! I was raised in the south. Mama taught me to be polite. I will always respond with at least a friendly "hello", and I will answer most questions. Be forewarned though; ask a smart-ass question, you'll get a smart-ass answer!
You
can contact me directly at this email address: beetledude@gmail.com
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