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Menz (aka BeefCubTO)
Toronto | ON | Canada

Updated: October 28, 2005 This FREE Member Profile is provided courtesy of smallDICKmagazine.com
Created: May 1, 2001
General Information
Age: 42 Ethnicity: Caucasian Sexual Orientation: Gay
Current Life Situation
Sexual Preference: Versatile Relationship: Single & Looking Occupation: Self-employed web designer.
Physical Description
Dick-Length Hard: 5.00" Height: 5' 9" Hair Colour: Brown
Dick-Length Soft: 1.50" - 2.00" Weight: 180 lbs. Hair Style: Short/Buzzed
Dick-Thickness: 5.00" Body Type: Medium Facial Hair: Goateed and/or Scruffy
Dick-Cut/Uncut: Cut Eye Colour: Blue Body Hair: Chest, belly, butt, and legs.
I stumbled onto this site by ...
Well, how I stumbled onto the site was, I created it! In actual fact, however, it started a few years ago when I posted a few of my own, personal self-pics to a couple of newsgroups somewhat as a rebellious act to attempt to counter all of the huge dick postings I saw everywhere. Little did I know that I'd get such a great response from the newsgroup readers. For a while, I couldn't keep up with the e-mails! That lead to a personal website of only four pages to exhibit the rest of the photos which guys kept requesting. That was the first time I called my site smallDICK. As the site developed over the years, I tried introducing exciting new features and other guys' pictures. As you can see since its humble beginning, smallDICK has grown into a fairly substantial and popular website. Who'd of thought that small dick could be so big on the net!
What interested me about the site most was ...
Again, this question I answer from a sitemaster's perspective. Obviously, smallDICK magazine is of great interest to me for many reasons. First, because I've but lots of hard work and thought into creating and designing it. It's my baby. I do all of the graphic design work (so you can blame me if it's not a pretty "site"), all of the html and javascript programming, plus all of the marketing, advertising, maintenance and administrative work to keep it going. But what's most rewarding is how many times guys write to me to say that they've been looking for a site just like mine for a long time, that they are glad to have found such a great site, and many times, that they feel better about themselves after visiting the site. Hearing that my website has made someone feel better about themselves makes all of what I do seem worthwhile. How many porn sites can truly make that claim?
Personally, I consider my dick to be ...
I guess my dick is really quite average. I consider small and big to be relative terms. Compared to most guys, perhaps my dick is average at 5" and of reasonable thickness. However, one doesn't need to spend much time surfing the web and visiting message groups to realize that the "internet" average must fall close to 7 inches or more. The number of guys I see in personal ads reporting 7 or 8 inch dicks is nothing short of phenomenal! Then porns sites report even more extraordinary sizes of 9 or more inches! That bombardment of disproportionately large representations of such dimensions, leave the truly average guy feeling a little inadequate. And the smaller guys, unfortunately, drop right off the radar. When was the last time you saw a site featuring realistic, average-dicked guys, let alone smaller-dicked guys? So, to make a big story small, relative to the "Internet standard" average dick size of 7 or 8 plus inches, my site goes somewhat in the opposite direction by exaggerating the small. I realize that a lot of the guys that come to my site might expect to see guys with 3 or 4 inch dicks, which are small perhaps, but my site is really all about what you don't see on most other porn sites, dicks which they consider too small to feature, many of which are really quite average. Therefore, I'm quite content to exhibit pictures of guys on my site with dicks 6" or under, and sometimes maybe even a little bigger. I do this because when it comes to the Internet, whether you've got 3" or 6.5", you're still considered too small by most porn site's rigid standards. My goal is to counter the assumption that guys under 7" are too small for other guys to want to see and enjoy. My goal is to show smaller and average dicked guys that they too are worthy of proudly exhibiting themselves if they chose and I personally strive to create a website worthy of their consideration and use. Some average dick guys might take offense to my use of the term "small" in reference to average sized dicks, however, I think if they consider the context in which I use the term, they will understand. By using the word small, I hope to jolt people into realizing that the Internet presents dick-size issues in the form of a highly distorted "reality".
If I had a choice, my dick would be ...
I have no problem with my 5 hard inches. And it is reasonably thick and has a nicely shaped head for which I've gotten compliments. If I could change anything about my dick, it would be that it hung longer in its soft state and maybe even a little thicker. Same with my balls. I've been told that I have fairly large balls, but many times guys don't even get to see them hang. The slightest draft or nervousness can cause my dick to shrink to 1" and my balls to tuck up inside. About the only time that I'm hanging nicely is after a long, hot bath -- but then there's nobody around to see it. If I go to a nude beach, change room, public shower, or nude party, zip, up go my balls and my dick shrinks to almost nothing. I suppose it's silly, but I'd love to have 5" hanging down, swaying as I walked through the change room at the gym. I wouldn't even care if it didn't get longer than that hard. More people see it soft than hard anyway -- unfortunately :| I guess it's that old "shower" verses "grower" issue. I definitely wish I had a shower even if it is only 5" rock hard.
I prefer other guys with dicks that are ... (straight guys, say what type of Dick you think a guy should have)
Well, I kind of like guys with the type of dick that I wish I had and to some degree already have. If I could pick an ideal dick, it would be about 5", cut, it would be a little thicker than average (whatever that is), and it would have a nicely shape, well defined head. I think overall dick proportions are what appeals to me most. I've seen 4" dicks and 7" dicks that just have the right proportions (length vs. thickness vs. head) that I find appealing. So, I can never be called a "size-king" (I don't like the term "size-queen".) Maybe I'm a "proportion-king".
The first time I ever considered the size of my dick was when ...
It was probably my first exposure to porn. What a way to begin! I must have been 7 or 8 when I discovered my father and brother each had some porn magazines hidden away. The porn was really quite tame and mostly of women. But there was the occasional image or spread that included a guy. Of course, these guys were chosen for a reason. I remember this one guy who hung semi-hard halfway to his knees! It is an image that stuck with me. I knew I didn't have anything close, but I didn't know how this fit into the scheme of things -- I just hadn't seen enough dicks. Would mine grow more until I was like him? I just didn't know. The next time I became dick conscious was when in public school we bussed to another school to use their swimming pool once a week. This involved changing in a shared changing room. I caught peeks of my buddies soft and noted quite a range in sizes and shapes. I had a secret crush for one of my chums. He was blond, blue eyed, athletic, and gentle. I was surprised and pleased when I got a peek of his dick. It look almost like mine. We were both the same smallish size soft. It was a relief and a fascination, though it never went any further than that one peek. Then in high school, I faced four years of anxiety over having to change and shower daily with dozens of guys. That is when I noticed the greatest difference between me an what other guys appeared to have. Many guys hung and swung down 3, 4, or more inches. I didn't see a lot like me. I became aware that I appeared smaller than many, which did nothing to help my situation. I'd feel my balls pulling up the instant I knew I had to go to the change room. I longed for the confidence my hanging, swaying, towel-snapping classmates had as they sauntered and lingered about the locker room.
Sexually, I am into ...
I've decided recently that I'm mostly oral, but openly versatile. For years it hasn't been an issue with many of the guys I've dated or had experiences with. However, over the last while I've met guys who are definite "tops" or "bottoms". I don't usually think of myself in terms of "top" or "bottom". In fact, when someone asks, I like to confuse them by saying I'm a "middle". As it turns out, many guys think (perhaps wishfully) or assume that I'm a bottom. Well, sorry to disappoint anyone with fantasies about me, but I'm not. I love touching, massaging, kissing, licking, sucking, and a host of other things, none of which involve a top/bottom mentality. Plus, I tend to be a partner who mostly gets pleasure from giving pleasure, if that make sense.
I have some "kinky" fantasies and interests that include ...
Hmmm. Well, if I expect other members to share here, I'd better too. Yes, like I'm sure most guys, I too have a kinky side. We all probably have one to some degree whether or not we choose to act on it or even admit to it. Who hasn't imagined what it would be like to find themselves in a shower room group situation with a football team. Oops! Did I just let out a secret :) That's one I choose to act on -- I just haven't found a willing team ;) I also like sex to be a little wet and messy sometimes. Take that however you want ;) I hate it when after cumming my partner wants to immediately get up, shower, sanitize, and perfume before returning to bed. I'd rather just lay there a little sticky and savour the moment of intimacy. For some, that would be just too kinky! The "intimacy" part that is ;)
My non-sexual interests and hobbies include ...
Here's the grocery-style list: computer, graphics design, web design, javascript programming, perl programming, photography, digital cameras, video, movies, cooking, health, walking, picnics, hiking, working out, relaxing, long hot baths, aquariums (I have 3), old cars, fixing things, restoration, nostalgia, Cher, Tina Turner, Eartha Kitt, learning, and taking time to enjoy the simple things watching the birds do their bird things (my favourite are crows).
Relationship-wise, I tend to be ...
A serial monogamist. It sounds criminal! I'm not convince that monogamy is a requirement for a successful relationship between any two people. I have many friends who've been together for many years who don't restrict themselves to monogamy. The most important things is to be with someone whom you trust and with whom your share an open, honest, communicative relationship. My fear of monogamy is from what I see happening. If you force monogamy, you are not leaving any room for error. If your loyal partner feels threatened that you will leave should anything ever happen outside of your relationship, what happens if he makes an error of judgment and does do something to regret. You set yourself up to have him lie to you to protect the relationship. I think at this stage, I'd rather drop the restrictions and dangers of monogamy and instead base the relationship strictly on trust and communication. No hard and fast rules and no threats. That leaves room for error and recovery. We are only human after all. Am I looking for a relationship? Always. But not actively. If one came my way, and it seemed right for me at the time, I'd be all for it. Otherwise, I'm very comfortable with my own company even though I don't get as many hugs and kisses as it like to get on a daily basis :)
My ideal long-term partner, should I desire one, would be ...
A handsome guy between 30 and 40. He'd probably be about my height or shorter. He'd have a stocky or beefy build and some body hair. He might have a goatee or a very closely cropped, trimmed beard. He'd have strong, beefy, rugby-player legs and a beefy round butt. Sexually, he'd mostly like the vanilla stuff, but he'd have a kinky streak for fun. He'd be confident and fun to be around. He'd be physically affectionate and would love to spend the occasionally lazy morning lying in bed, having breakfast, and napping. He'd have a wide range of interests, be physically active, and down-to-earth. And, oh, he'd have a 5" cut, nicely thick, well proportioned dick :) Anyone, interested in this position, please submit your detailed application to the e-mail address below.
Ideally what I hope to accomplish from posting this profile is ...
As the sitemaster, I want to set the example for other members to follow. I want you to have fun with your profile. You don't have to answer all of the questions in as much detail as I have here, but it is important that you try to respond in some way to each question. Let your personality show through in your responses. Say what your really think and feel. It's not easy to do, but your effort will be appreciate by my many visitors.
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